Quoth the Server, 404

November 18th, 2006

Once upon a web-surf weary, while I pondered red-eyed, bleary,
Over many a quaint and curious website of X-rated lore,
Smiled and nodded, dodging cookies, looking for the films of nookie,
And as always, dodging spyware, aware in my search for more
And more explicit pictures, of the housewives that were bored,
Nothing kinky, only porn.



Embarassing Hot Tub Accident (Movie)

November 10th, 2006

hot tub feces poop

DrinkingHARDEST was lambasted for re-posting a video of a girl pooping in the hot tub

You guys can all suck my balls LOL!

I post a little video to enlighten your day and you call me a newb. LOL!

Can’t get no love on GFY anymore!!

DH

Smokey the Bear had posted the humorous video clip first.



Is there a Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape?

November 9th, 2006

Scarlett Johansson bites her lip

“I heard about it and it’s mainly audio, caught when she left her mic on and got into a car and gave a unknown guy a blowjob… @ Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape



Google Beater?

November 8th, 2006

powerset

Nobody really wants to beat Google but Bill. The rest of the world just wants to grow a nice specialty asset — one that Google wants, needs or can be convinced it wants or needs — and then be acquired… @

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Nov 2, 2006 – Powerset, Inc. (”Powerset“) disclosed today the identities of several angel investors who backed the company since it first started operation.

Shortly after incorporation Powerset sought the support and financial backing of a carefully selected group of individuals, attracting a unique selection of seasoned investors from a varied set of backgrounds, with ties to the technology community… @



tASSy wins Genesis Sex Star Hunt

November 7th, 2006

tASSy pink with cum on her face

tASSy Pink was selected as top girl out of the twelve monthly winners over the course of the last contest year. The SEX STAR HUNT contest took girls who had previously been amateurs in the sense that they had not performed professionally in adult films or in men’s magazines, and gave them the opportunity to compete for the cash and title… @

tassy pink

How long before AirBus is no more?

November 7th, 2006

airbus a-380

RawAlex said: “Airbus is a victim of many, many problems. One of the major contributors to the problem is that Airbus was created by putting a bunch of companies from different countries together. Each of those countries has needs and desires of a political nature to keep work in their country. As a result, the development and contruction of tha A380 is spread out over a bunch of factories, and the final assembly is done in a place that requires special transport and manipulation of the incoming parts to build the plane - adding huge amounts of expense and complexity… @

Previously I had written: Or ponder Airbus Industrie, the huge European conglomerate that builds commercial jets. Edzard Reuter, Chairman of its supervisory board, recently confessed an astonishing fact: that he could not determine whether the company was profitable or not. As it turns out, Airbus is run by sixty-six separate committees. Sixty-six! With such a complex structure, is it any wonder Airbus is having trouble competing against the likes of a newly-lanky Boeing… @